A Tribute to Nurses

Saturday, June 7, 2008

When Can I Pee?

I can't tell you how many 12 hour shifts have gone by, when by the end of them, I realize I have not even stopped to pee. Lunch consists of grabbing a sandwich between vag exams. Breaks are not in a Labor and Delivery Nurse's vocabulary.

So Peeing? When do we pee?!
  • When the Department of Health is on their inspection tour
  • When JACHO is in the middle of their inspection of your unit
  • When the CEO is "just stopping by to see how you're all doing"
  • When time forces you to change certain female toilettries for fear of leakage or toxic shock syndrome
  • When the pain of an overextended bladder is so intense that you are doing breathing exercises with the patient in labor
  • When the shift is over

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