A Tribute to Nurses

Thursday, August 28, 2008

I'm Sick

I swear, I haven't been this virus-infested-sick in 10 years. I really shouldn't say that. The last time I lay a claim like that it got a little ugly. I was working the night shift and we were sitting around talking about the morons who show up in the Emergency Room with a leg pain they'd been having for 3 weeks. I made the comment that I would have to have my arm hanging off of a stump to show up in the ER.

Well, that very night I got a sudden, intense pain in my upper abdomen. I brushed it off and eventually it went away. When I got home it came back, this time worse. By the evening it was so bad I was dancing beside the bed, in the most pain I'd ever experienced. Finally, at 3 am, I allowed my boyfriend to take me to the hospital where I was diagnosed with gallstones and taken to the OR. I vaguely remember, drugged as I was, being wheeled by the ER desk and there was the House Supervisor, whom I was chatting with the night before. "Nurse Watson?" was all she could say. A wry grin was all I could muster.

I seriously considered being a "real" nurse and just sucking it up tonight and going in to work... you know, infecting all of my co-workers, and all of the babies with my disgusting germs. I thought of it. But every once in a while a I have a twinge of the conscience. Hard to believe, I know.

Friday, August 8, 2008

08-08-08

Guess they never figured out the "Terb and Tremors" lady. There's a shocker. Sometimes those "Medicine Guys" can be so stupid.

Here's a little article off of Yahoo:

Babies born 8/8/08 at 8:08; 8 pounds, 8 ounces

FERGUS FALLS, Minn. - Meet Hailey Jo Hauer and Xander Jace Riniker, both born at 8:08 a.m. on 8/8/08, weighing 8 pounds, 8 ounces, in neighboring states.

Xander, born at St. Luke's Hospital in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, is the eighth grandchild for his mother's parents. And he's not the only one in his family with an unusual birthday: His 2-year-old brother, Kael, was born on 4/5/06.

Lindsey Hauer thought staff at Lake Region Hospital in Minnesota were joking when they told her the time of her daughter's birth. And then she got a call from the birthing suite noting Hailey's weight.

Nurse Jenny Harstad joked that she tried to shrink the baby to 18 inches from her actual 19.5 inches.

Several hospital staff members in Minnesota pledged to buy lottery tickets. And Chad Riniker, Xander's father, said that eight hadn't been his lucky number before, but that now he was thinking about buying a lottery ticket.

"I just might," he said. "If nothing else, with four children I should probably play the lottery."

Monday, August 4, 2008

Terb and Tremors

Very interesting day today. I have to say that after over a decade in Labor and Delivery, it's not everyday that I encounter a real challenge that actually hurts my head. I did today and loved it. This type of challenge kind of reminded me of the intricacies and complexities of medicine. It gives me a little nudge to remember why I started here in the first place.

The patient presented a couple of days ago at 30 weeks gestation, complaining of early contractions. As she changed in a gown and got into bed, the nurse noted that the patient was so weak that she could barely hold herself up. She was contracting significantly, the nurse gave her a shot of Terbutaline to stop the contractions, then went to gather the equipment to start an IV. It's been rediculously hot in our area and it's not unusual for us to get a number of women, contracting because of dehydration. As the nurse walked in the door and the patient realized she was going to get an IV, she immediately began feeling nauseated and sweating profusely. We see this fairly often - a patient's blood pressure can drop as a response to pain or nerves - we say the patient "vagalled." Sure enough this is what happened. The fetus quickly reacted to the drop in blood pressure and it's heart rate dropped. The nurses took all the appropriate actions and even called in the anesthesiologist who was nearby. He gave some ephedrine to bring up the blood pressure and quickly the baby's heart rate recovered and Mom felt much better.

The preterm contractions continued, and although the Fetal Fibronectin Test was negative, Magnesium Sulfate was ordered so slow the contractions. As the Mag was running the patient got two doses of Betamethasone, a medication to help mature the baby's lungs in case of a preterm delivery. Twenty-four hours later, as per the usual protocol the Magnesium was stopped. "Give her a chance to recover, the Doctor instructed, the you can send her home."

Two hours later, the nurse went to send the patient home and found that she was so intensely weak that she couldn't even sit up in bed by herself. There was no way we could send her home. So we talked to the Doctor and order a million tests, trying to find out what was going on. When everything came back fairly normal, the Obstetrician decided to consult with Internal Medicine. The IM guy came by, disregarded everything we had to say and ordered asthma treatments. I'm not sure why he just didn't write "I don't know what the hell I'm doing here" in the progress notes.

This is where I enter. Oh, I thought this morning, I'm going to fix her! Right.....

The day begins with the patient wanting to use the bedpan. Oh, no, I think to myself, we're not using a bedpan. She will walk to the toilet like the normal, healthy young woman that she is! I break this news to her and she looks a little startled, but begins struggling to sit up. All the while, in my great wisdom, I am extolling the virtue and importance of activity and ambulation. She manages to get to the side of the bed. She is shaking uncontrollably - a deep inner shaking that could clearly not be faked. I'm starting to think I'm in over my head. I call for help. Together with the help of another staff member and an IV pole, we head for the bathroom. I swear to God I might as well have been assisting an 95 year old woman with a hip replacement to get up for the first time! The process took over half and hour and I'm not sure who was more exhausted by the end of it - the patient or us staff members!

Guess she wasn't faking. Back to the drawing board.

More consults, Internal Medicine, Neurology, Physio Therapy, Respiratory Therapy, a battery of lab tests.... the funny part is how we ended it today: they decided to stop everything. "Let's just let everything get out of her system," they decided. Ya think?! I'm curious to see what happens when I get back to work in a few days.